The Goddess Camryn

A beautiful image of Camryn wearing a hat and LOTS of cleavage. Yay! Originally from the cover of GIRLFRIEND magazine.

Her Shrine

My Roshomon: Reasons why Camryn is an avatar of the Goddess

Incredible personality
A smile that blows you away (as you can see above)
A lovely luscious fat body (although I would worship her at any size)
Cleavage for days (only one of her many charms)
Lovely soft voice
Beautiful hair
Writes wonderfully well
Is, underneath it all, essentially kind
Has a gruff crunchy demeanor in her book (that NYC attitude, gotta love it)
Has an Attitude of Beauty
Is working to quash the Beauty Myth
Almost a lesbian (almost bisexual?)
Rides motorcycles
Used to be a RennFaire babe (Chloe Blue - swoon!)
Has a snappy comeback for just about everything
Has changed NYU for the good

Not convinced? What good are you? Go and read her book, "Wake up, I'm Fat!" and then come back and worship along with me, you heathen!

The Cover of "Wake Up, I'm Fat!"

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